How NOT to market Your Digital Marketing Company - #FacepalmFriday

If I catch something that is done wrong digital marketing wise. I will write about it so you can learn about it. A PKDMA Original.

This is how I feel about this...

A part of what I do for my clients is go through their potential leads. Every once in a while you get the odd email or form entry from a digital marketing company.

Since I don't facepalm when an email is structured correctly and actually gives value, despite the fact that my client doesn't need them, they have me, you won't see me analyzing good emails on the #FacepalmFriday column. On the other hand, when I get a pile of shit that I can pick apart I feel compelled to make you smile, chuckle and cringe on the last day of the week. Think of it as a little break from what is probably either your busiest day or the day when you don't do anything, you are just thinking about the end of the week. Meaning you have time to read this, so let's get started!

This is the message that was left: (Don't worry you don't have to go through it. I will be picking it apart sentence by sentence for your enjoyment)

Bad marketing
Just by skimming I think you know where I'm going with this ;)

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